Not Another Game of Thrones Recap: Winter is Here and Your Eczema is Back (S:7 E:1)

GAME OF THRONES HAS GIVEN MY SUNDAYS PURPOSE AGAIN!

And before I break down every frame possible I’m obligated to say a girl is dropping major spoilers so don’t read any further. 5-things-you-might-have-missed-on-the-game-of-thrones-season-6-premiere-949455

We can’t even get through 0:01 of this episode without Arya showing us WINTER IS HERE AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT. She had all those Frey’s fooled and they were grabbing that wine like freebies at Costco. I have to give it to Walder’s wife Kitty Frey who embodied the “wtf” face beautifully. Screen Shot 2017-07-18 at 10.57.40 PM.pngWatching all the Frey’s die was more satisfying than sitting through my college graduation. When you hear the lords of Winterfell say Jon avenged the Red Wedding remember this photo and NEVER FORGET IT. Screen Shot 2017-07-19 at 2.58.18 PM.jpg

Anyway fast forward past the credits to beyond the wall where we got a white walker parade and its everything you need for a crazy night out on the town. Screen Shot 2017-07-18 at 11.03.15 PM.png

We got the extras from the Waking Dead, the guys from the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie and Wun Wun’s siblings. Which any time I see these fuckers taking a stroll I’m like well fuck it we’re all going to die and I don’t even live in this world.

Screen Shot 2017-07-18 at 11.40.14 PM.pngSo turns out Bran just got his white contacts in and watching the Night King and has finally made it to the wall. And can I say ITS ABOUT DAM TIME. Poor Meera has been hauling him along and doesn’t even get a pat on the back. Then when asked by my buddy Edd to prove he is Brandon Stark, Bran literally says “lol we’re all going to die” and that just convinces them he’s Ned’s son. Fingers crossed Bran gets his ass to Winterfell because I’m having serious Stark family feels ok.

Which speaking of Winterfell my man Jon Snow is King in the North and KILLIN’ IT. He’s checking things off his list like dragonglass, being merciful to traitor families and not taking any Sansa’s back talk. Am I the only one enjoying this bickering between Jon and Sansa? I mean I think it be boring if they working perfectly together, like Sansa even stated last season she was horrible to Jon. But I’m super biased because Jon can do no wrong and I’m whipped. However, he needs to start listening to Sansa because she is one tough bitch who knows her shit. Sansa is literally giving Jon and step by step guide on how not to lose his head.

But lets just put those two aside because here comes my hero Lady Mormont stealing the spotlight with the line of the night. Jon is becoming the feminist we deserve but letting these men know women can and will fight. Screen Shot 2017-07-18 at 11.50.17 PM.png

(My theory is this ten-year old could probably take out the night king just be looking at him. Lets just skip the next two seasons and give her the iron throne already.)

We’re moving down South and Cersei is testing out her google map skills. Enemies are surrounding the Lannisters so who better than to invite Mick Jagger of the Iron Islands to Kings Landing to strike up an alliance. Euron has arrived and letting Cersei know not only does he have ships but more body parts than Jamie. Screen Shot 2017-07-19 at 12.44.01 AM.png

But Euron isn’t getting that throne so easily. Besides his fleet and two hand jokes what does he have to offer Cersei? He suggests bringing her a priceless gift to win her trust, which screams RED FLAG ALL OVER IT. I truly believe Euron is bringing someone’s head to Cersei and I’m REALLY hoping it’s not Tyrion’s.

I’m just going to speed round the next couple scenes because at this point all we care about is Daenerys and her entourage finally making it to Dragonstone.

So we got Sam in Oldtown living his best life cleaning shit, puke and putting away books or what I like to call a normal shift at Barnes and Noble. Sam was giving me Harry Potter feels when he decided to sneak into the restricted section and steal some books. The books tell us Dragonstone has mountains of dragonglass, which if you’ve been paying attention Jonny boy needs it!

Also we find out Jorah Mormont’s eczema is getting worse and he’s ALSO chilling in Oldtown with Sam. He nearly makes Sam shit himself when questioning if Daenerys has made it to Westeros or not. I give it to anyone that automatically knew it was Jorah, because subtitles did the work for me. Screen Shot 2017-07-19 at 1.09.21 AM

Back at Winterfell Tormund is still got the hots for Brienne and Brienne beating Podrick’s ass trying to train him. All while Little Finger is being especially creepy towards our girl Sansa. Kind of like that crazy uncle you avoid once a year at the family reunion. But Sansa already knows Petyr’s intentions and she aint having it.

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And while this is all happening ED SHEERAN’S HERE FOR THE PARTY EATING RABBIT WITH LANNISTER SOLDIERS AND ARYA.

Screen Shot 2017-07-19 at 1.00.44 AM.png I just want to pause for a second and say I enjoyed this scene because it humanized the Lannister army. It was interesting to hear their stories and their lives outside of being a soldier “fighting someone elses war” as the dad-to-be put it.

Now we got the hound freezing his ass off and insulting a good man bun. And he somehow sees something in the flames so maybe Melisandre ain’t all that crazy. Screen Shot 2017-07-19 at 1.07.09 AM.png

AND FINALLY AFTER 55 MINUTES WE FINALLY SEE DAENERYS REACH DRAGONSTONE.

Emilia Clarke should be nominated for an Emmy just for walking on to the sand. The final scenes of this episode are truly powerful as we watch Dany take in her childhood home. Screen Shot 2017-07-19 at 1.16.02 AM.png

With Tyrion, Varys, Grey Worm and Missandei by her side we are feeling this moment with them. It took us six seasons through all the fire, blood, and dead khals to finally get here and everyone can agree emotions are THROUGH THE ROOF. I’ve never been so moved by a scene that contained no dialogue.

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And just like that the season 7 premiere ends with three words: Screen Shot 2017-07-19 at 1.21.37 AM.png

HOW CRUEL CAN THIS SHOW BE TO END IT LIKE THAT. IS IT SUNDAY YET?

Also where is Gendry.

 

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‘Riverdale’: My Mess of Thoughts, Concerns & Anxieties

It is currently 1 a.m. in New York and I just finished binge watching ‘Riverdale’. And before you ask, no I didn’t watch the whole season in one sitting but I wish I did.

Like any other television consumer I was skeptical of a new show and what was the hype surrounding this so called ‘Riverdale’. What story could possibly be told about teens in a small town. I mean I watch all the shows surrounding teens in small towns, ‘Teen Wolf’, ‘Pretty Little Liars’, and the ‘Vampire Diaries’, which are conveniently all ending in 2017. What makes ‘Riverdale’ so different?

Well, I’d like to make a formal apology to the writers, producers, or anyone that has anything to do with the show for having any doubt of the show’s quality. As soon as I hit play I was hooked in the first 5 minutes.

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‘Riverdale’ isn’t about a bunch of random teenagers dealing with the typical dramas of high school. It’s how a murder brings these four teens together. In a town thats dealing with an open investigation and the secrets that lie behind it, Archie, Betty Veronica and Jughead take it upon themselves to do what their town can’t, find the truth.

Now before I go on any further this is where I would advise all readers to stop if you haven’t finished season 1. I’m definitely exposing some major spoilers because I got questions and theories that are making my head spin and I don’t want to be guilty of a spoiler. So if you kindly direct yourself to the nearest exit and once you have finished I welcome you with open arms.

I have made my spoiler alert disclaimer so now anything is up for discussion and I’m jumping right in by starting with the season finale.

Right from episode 1 my list of suspects were through the roof. Even Archie was on my list I mean come on all american boy commits murder, I know it definitely crossed some people’s minds? no? Ok well then who did you think killed Jason?

For the longest time my money was on the Coopers. With a family with so much to hide they definitely benefited from Jason being dead. So you could imagine my face when they revealed who was on the video. I mean what father could kill their own son and then frame someone else. AND WHATS WITH ALL THE COCAINE? AND IS THERE COCAINE IN THE MAPLE SYRUP? Questions I know I’ll get at least one answer to hopefully in season two.

Which leads me to Cheryl Blossom the ice queen of ‘Riverdale’ with a heart gold that every so often we can’t help to feel for her. Some how we can all relate to having family secrets unravel themselves right before our eyes. For Cheryl its the final straw to know her own father killed her twin.

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Am I excited the show decided to make Cheryl resort to suicide? Eh, not really. I mean the whole season we see Cheryl as someone that is hurting but can somehow still be that strong independent woman we love to hate. So why have this strong female character crumble so fast? From a show’s perspective this leaves the question will Cheryl recover or get the help she needs to move on? Will her and Veronica maybe stop getting at each other’s throats? Again season two has a lot to work with and I am a little too eager right now.

I just want to Cheryl take back her Vixens and be her usual bad ass self. But now that her brother and father are dead the future of her family rest on her shoulders. Can she handle the pressure? I’ll say yes, Cheryl just needs positive figures in her life, and maybe if we get that blossoming (no pun intended) friendship between her and Veronica, Cheryl can pull herself together.

I am only going to say this once, I am 200 percent here for Jughead and Betty. And if this GIF right here doesn’t convince you that they are perfect for each other, then you may not have a heart. In a time that is surrounded by negativity these two somehow create such a positive and loving relationship that I’m ready to ship into crystal blue waters.

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Now before I go any further I need to address that love confession by Jughead Jones. Was I expecting Jughead to say it first NO, but was I ready for it? ABSOLUTELY. How could I not root for the power couple of Riverdale.

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We obviously knew Betty loved Jughead in that beautiful confession made to her mother. But of course as soon as we get through the “I love you’s” the Southside Serpents come knocking, literally. Does Jughead really want to follow in his father’s footsteps? I mean I get the appeal, Jughead finally feels like he belongs, and has a family but he needs to keep in mind Betty is his family too. As of right now I am team Jughead and Betty and if he hurts her in the process I’m ready to square up.

Which this is completely off topic but are we ever going to see Jughead’s mother and sister? Don’t they care FP is in jail or are they just going to chill in Ohio like nothing is going on?

Anyway I guess my final point brings me to Archie.

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Oh sweet Archie, he could never do any wrong in my eyes except when he hurt Betty that one time, which made me want to punch him but thats old news. Archie has decided to go steady with Veronica but I know I’m not the only one that finds this a little off putting? I mean of course Archie and Veronica would hook up it was inevitable but are they soulmate material? I’d like to just put it out there, Archie has definitely started to either develop feelings for Betty or always wanted to be the person that is there for her. However, now that she has Jughead she doesn’t really need Archie anymore.

I am in no way buying that speech Archie gave to Veronica before he performed with Josie and the Pussycats. If we learned one thing about Archie this season is that he sucks at relationships. At this point in the game he is just settling for Veronica. It is convenient for the plot to have them together but I give this relationship two solid episodes in season two before it starts to sink. If you ship Archie and Veronica I beg of you tell me why because I see no connection between these two characters except for their friendship with Betty.

Before anyone jumps to any conclusions, I love Veronica as a character.

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She established herself as a confident individual that doesn’t need to depend on anyone since day one. I especially loved her development throughout the season when it comes to caring for Betty and learning how her father’s actions affected other families. This is why I’m so against Veronica and Archie, I want someone that can challenge Veronica. Archie is a comfortable choice, a choice that would of never happened if they never played seven minutes in heaven.

As if this post could be any longer, I like to state a couple other questions I demand answers to when season two rolls around:

Will Jughead’s father get justice? (I’m rooting for you FP)

Is Veronica’s father really going to throw a temper tantrum because Fred didn’t take the deal? (you just got out of jail why don’t you chill out and have a milk shake)

UM WILL FRED LIVE? (I’m currently on IMDb and it states Luke Perry is in 26 episodes so we can assume Fred is alive and well) P.S. Was I the only one about to lose it if Pop was shot?

How will Betty take Jughead becoming a Seaside Serpent if he accepts? Yes, he put on that rad leather jacket but this doesn’t necessarily mean he accepted the offer.

Where is Cheryl going to live? I know she wanted a clean start but maybe a splash of color on the walls could of sufficed.

The biggest of all questions why did Clifford Blossom kill his son?

It’s a huge question with a lot of possible answers, I’ll leave you all with this one because by now its 2 a.m. and my brain is on a ‘Riverdale’ high.

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Enjoyed what you read? Comment below and tell me what you want from season two.

Disagree with my thoughts? Also comment below and tell me what you think, I love a good theory.

 

Netflix Drops “Orange is the New Black” Season 5 Trailer

The women of Litchfield are back and getting ready to start a rebellion.

Netflix dropped a full trailer on Tuesday for the upcoming season of “Orange is the New Black” premiering June 9, showing fans what is in store for the new season.

Last time we visited the inmates we were left with a cliff hanger that left more questions than answers. In the new trailer we see the inmates fighting back after the death of Poussey and working together with the ultimate goal of taking over the prison.

According to Business Insider season 5 will take place in real time over the span of 3 days.

With the new season fast approaching and fans took to Twitter express how eager they are for the next installment of the show.

While some fans are waiting for the official premiere of all 13 episodes, some have already watched episodes 1-10 due a leak by a hacker named “The Dark Overlord”.

The Dark Overload had took to Twitter to threaten Netflix, stating he/she would release the new season of “Orange is the New Black” unless they paid a ransom to the hacker.

Netflix refused to respond to the Dark Overlord, which provoked the hacker to release the episodes for free on Twitter.

Most of the links provided to the episodes have been taken down. However, the hacker is trying it’s best to keep up with the demand by re-uploading them to different websites.

Although it is illegal to pirate the 10 episodes available for download, Netflix has not taken any legal action against the hacker so far.

The Dark Overlord has now become a running joke on Twitter. Those that have already binged watched the new episodes of “Orange is the New Black” are begging the hacker to upload the last three episodes.

Are you binge-watching the new episodes or waiting for official premiere on Netflix? comment below!

Cast of “Thirteen Reasons Why” Announce Season Two

 

Hey, it’s Hannah, Hannah Baker, don’t adjust your, whatever device you’re hearing this on. It’s me, live and in-stereo.

Chances are if you’ve already watched the hit show “Thirteen Reasons Why” on Netflix, then this sentence is flashing you back to episode 1 when you had no idea what you were in for.

After the hit show broke Netflix records including most tweeted about show ever and one of the most watched shows on Netflix. It seems fitting for the streaming website to bring back the series for a season two.

On Sunday before the cast of “Thirteen Reasons Why” took the red carpet at the MTV Movie & TV Awards, announced the new season with a video on Instagram.

Twitter exploded with fans excited about the announcement and started to come up with theories for the upcoming season.

*SPOILER ALERT*

Some including Alex taking Hannah’s place in being the new narrator, the new season focusing on Mr. and Mrs. Baker’s case against the high school and seeing Bryce in a bright orange jump suit.

Netflix took to Twitter to let fans in on what they know so far about season 2 and what fans can expect.

Although filming for the season hasn’t started, fans are expecting the new episodes to be released in 2018. This is based off Netflix’s schedule of releasing a new season a year after the previous one. This list below can hopefully give fans something to talk about until a trailer is released.

Take our poll and comment below what you’re most excited to see in the new season of “Thirteen Reasons Why”.